CJP Manifesto
CJP Manifesto: The 5 Demands
Cockroach Janta Party ki maange — what CJP stands for and what it demands.
CJP kya chahti hai? Yeh hai CJP ka manifesto — 5 demands for a fairer India.
No Post-Retirement Rewards for Chief Justices
If CJP comes to power, no Chief Justice of India shall be granted a Rajya Sabha seat, pension perks, or any post-retirement reward. The judiciary must serve the people, not seek political rewards after retirement.
Hindi: अगर CJP सत्ता में आई तो किसी भी मुख्य न्यायाधीश को राज्यसभा सीट या रिटायरमेंट के बाद कोई विशेष लाभ नहीं दिया जाएगा।
Accountability for Deleted Votes
Election Commissioners must face action under UAPA if legitimate votes are deleted from the electoral rolls. Taking away voting rights is no less than terrorism. Every vote counts, every voice matters.
Hindi: अगर चुनाव आयोग वोट डिलीट करता है तो UAPA के तहत कार्रवाई होनी चाहिए। वोट देना हर नागरिक का मौलिक अधिकार है।
50% Reservation for Women in Parliament
Half of all Parliamentary seats and Cabinet positions must be reserved for women. The current 33% Women's Reservation Bill is not enough. CJP demands 50% representation for women in India's legislature.
Hindi: आधी आबादी को आधी ताकत। संसद और कैबिनेट में 50% महिला आरक्षण। 33% काफी नहीं है — CJP 50% की मांग करती है।
Cancel Media Licences of Corporate-Owned Houses
Media licences of outlets owned by corporate conglomerates (Ambani, Adani, and others) must be revoked to ensure independent journalism. The fourth pillar of democracy cannot be owned by the first.
Hindi: कॉरपोरेट घरानों के मीडिया लाइसेंस रद्द किए जाएं। लोकतंत्र का चौथा स्तंभ स्वतंत्र होना चाहिए।
20-Year Ban on Political Defection
MLAs and MPs who switch parties after winning elections (aya ram gaya ram politics) must be banned from contesting any election for 20 years. The people voted for the party, not for the politician to auction themselves.
Hindi: चुनाव जीतने के बाद पार्टी बदलने वाले MLAs/MPs पर 20 साल का बैन। जनता ने पार्टी को वोट दिया था, व्यक्ति को नहीं।
Summary — CJP Manifesto
CJP kya chahti hai? Cockroach Janta Party's 5 demands (CJP ki maange) focus on judicial accountability, electoral integrity, women's representation, media independence, and political ethics. The CJP manifesto is a satirical yet serious reform agenda for India's youth.
CJP manifesto in Hindi: सीजेपी मैनिफेस्टो की 5 मांगें — न्यायपालिका में जवाबदेही, वोटों की सुरक्षा, महिला आरक्षण, स्वतंत्र मीडिया, और दलबदल पर प्रतिबंध। यह है Cockroach Janta Party का manifesto।