The Swarm
Manifesto
Our promise to the republic: We will do absolutely nothing, and we will do it with unparalleled integrity. Institutional reform from the comfort of our couches.
The Core Manifesto
Our 5 Demands
We aren't just a meme. We stand for radical institutional reform. Here is what the Cockroach Janta Party is fighting for.
No Rajya Sabha Seats for Retired CJIs
Ensure judicial independence by restricting Supreme Court judges from entering the Rajya Sabha immediately post-retirement.
UAPA for Vote Deletion
Enforce strict penal laws against authorities who systematically delete verified citizen votes and undermine democracy.
50% Women's Reservation in Parliament
Equal representation natively. We demand 50% reservation for women in forming the country's policies.
Cancel Corporate Media Licences
Abolish media monopolies that function as political wings. Revoke licenses of organizations failing journalistic integrity.
20-Year Ban on Political Defectors
Eradicate horse-trading. Politicians who betray their voters by switching parties face an absolute 20-year ban from elections.
Our Symbol
Why the Smartphone?
The Ultimate Equalizer
While traditional leaders hand out cycles, laptops, and empty promises, we acknowledge the true power of the modern youth: endless scrolling and 5G connectivity.
Digital Rallies
Our revolution starts in the comment sections, trends globally, and ends at the ballot box. We aren't doing street rallies—it's way too hot outside.
Low Energy Required
Participating in a democracy shouldn't require walking more than 10 steps. With a smartphone, you can change the nation while lying completely horizontal.
Official Symbol
Approved by the masses. Rejected by boomers.
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