Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1 Filed under: General Disgruntlement Sponsored by no one. Funded by nothing. HQ: Wherever the wifi works Now accepting rants, retweets, and resentment Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1 Filed under: General Disgruntlement Sponsored by no one. Funded by nothing. HQ: Wherever the wifi works Now accepting rants, retweets, and resentment
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JANTA PARTY कॉकरोच जनता पार्टी · Est. 2026
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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Is Cockroach Janta Party a registered political party?

No, we are not registered with the Election Commission of India. Doing paperwork requires energy, and as proud CJP members, we are simply too lazy. This is a satirical youth movement. Donations go entirely to website operations.

Is my contribution tax-deductible?

Probably not under standard political donation tax exemptions (since we aren't a political party). However, you receive infinite good karma and the lifelong gratitude of millions of cockroaches.

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