Official Cockroach Janta Party Merchandise
Coming Soon — The Swarm Shop
The official CJP merchandise store is currently in development. We're working on a line of apparel, accessories, and lifestyle products that embody the CJP spirit — lazy, ironic, and unapologetically cockroach-coded.
Expect hoodies, t-shirts, caps, phone cases, and stickers featuring the iconic smartphone logo, #MainBhiCockroach branding, and designs that will confuse your grandparents. All items will be optimized for maximum comfort during horizontal activism.
Same as the Uniform Page
This is the same merchandise collection featured on the CJP Uniform & Gear page. The official uniform for the movement is whatever you're already wearing — preferably pajamas. But if you want to rep the Swarm in public, the merch line will have you covered.
Register Your Interest
The uniform interest form lets supporters register their intent to purchase, helping us figure out sizes, designs, and quantities. No commitment — just vibes. Fill it out if you want to be first in line when the shop drops.
Register Interest on Uniform PageEmbrace the Lazy Aesthetic
CJP merchandise isn't just clothing — it's a statement. It says: "I care about institutional reform, but not enough to put on real pants." Wear it with pride. Or wear it lying down. Either works.