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[te] Cockroach Janta Party (CJP Party / CJP): [te] The Movement for the Lazy & Unemployed.

[te] The Movement for the Unproductive & Unemployed. A political front for the citizens the establishment ignored. Five core demands. Zero corporate backers. One massive, unyielding swarm.

[te] Join the Party → [te] Read the Manifesto

[te] 15M+[te] Instagram Followers

[te] 1L+[te] Swarm Members

[te] 5[te] Core Demands

[te] 0[te] Corporate Backers

[te] Official Poster · No. 001 [te] ★ ★ ★

[te] Together · Resilient · Unstoppable

[te] "They tried to step on us. We came back."

[te] Approved

[te] Together We Survive✦ [te] Stronger Together✦ [te] Unity · Resilience · Progress✦ [te] You Cannot Squash A Movement✦ [te] Together We Survive✦ [te] Stronger Together✦ [te] Unity · Resilience · Progress✦ [te] You Cannot Squash A Movement✦

[te] Origin Story

[te] How the Swarm Began.

[te] 15 May 2026

[te] CJI Calls Youth "Cockroaches"

[te] Chief Justice Surya Kant, during a Supreme Court hearing, refers to unemployed youth as "cockroaches" and "parasites." The remark goes viral within hours.

[te] 15 May 2026

[te] #MainBhiCockroach Trends

[te] Outraged youth flood X (Twitter) and Instagram with #MainBhiCockroach. The hashtag trends #1 nationwide within 4 hours.

[te] 16 May 2026

[te] CJP Founded by Abhijeet Dipke

[te] Abhijeet Dipke, a Boston University graduate and political strategist, founds the Cockroach Janta Party as a satirical youth movement with 5 core demands.

[te] 18 May 2026

[te] Crosses 10M Instagram Followers

[te] CJP surpasses 10 million Instagram followers in just 48 hours — eclipsing BJP's follower count. BBC, Economic Times, Times Now cover the phenomenon.

[te] May 2026

[te] 15M+ Followers & Growing

[te] CJP becomes India's fastest-growing political movement. MPs Mahua Moitra and Kirti Azad express support. The movement enters national consciousness.

[te] CJP Manifesto — The 5 Demands

[te] What We're Fighting For.

[te] These 5 demands are non-negotiable. CJP kya chahti hai? Yeh hai CJP ki maange — the complete CJP manifesto explained.

[te] 01

[te] No Rajya Sabha Seats for Retired CJIs

[te] If elected, no Chief Justice of India will receive a Rajya Sabha seat or any post-retirement sinecure.

[te] 02

[te] UAPA for Vote Deletion

[te] Deleting votes is an attack on democracy itself. If the Election Commission is found deleting or mishandling votes, officials must face prosecution under UAPA.

[te] 03

[te] 50% Women's Reservation in Parliament

[te] Half the population deserves half the power. The existing 33% Women's Reservation Bill doesn't go far enough — CJP demands 50% reservation for women in Parliament and Cabinet.

[te] 04

[te] Cancel Corporate Media Licences

[te] Media licences held by corporate houses (Ambani, Adani, etc.) must be cancelled.

[te] 05

[te] 20-Year Ban on Political Defectors

[te] MLAs and MPs who switch parties after winning elections must face a 20-year ban from politics.

[te] Read Full Manifesto →

[te] CJP in the Media

[te] Watch the Swarm in Action.

[te] CJP Movement Coverage — The story behind India's fastest-growing political satire movement.

[te] BBC, ET, Times Now — How the national media covered the Cockroach Janta Party phenomenon.

[te] Are You Ready?

[te] CJP Eligibility Quiz.

[te] Answer 5 quick questions to see if you qualify for CJP membership.

[te] On a scale of 1-10, how unemployed do you feel right now?

[te] How many hours do you spend scrolling daily?

[te] What's your opinion on the current political system?

[te] Have you ever been called a cockroach?

[te] Pick a CJP demand that resonates most:

[te] Chapter One

[te] Our Movement's Vision.

[te] We aren't here to launch another PM CARES fund, vacation in Davos using your tax rupees, or disguise corruption as 'national growth.' We are here to demand—loudly, relentlessly, and on paper—exactly where our money disappeared.

[te] Build a party for the young people who keep getting called unproductive, permanently logged in, and — most recently — cockroaches. That's it. That's the mission. The rest is satire.

[te] Cockroach Janta Party (CJP Party) — CockroachJantaParty Movement — #MainBhiCockroach

[te] REQ / 01 [te] Jobless [te] Whether forced by the system, chosen by you, or held on principle. We won't pry. ✓
[te] REQ / 02 [te] Physically Idle [te] Your body might be resting, but we know your brain is still spiraling. ✓
[te] REQ / 03 [te] Permanently Logged In [te] A minimum of 11 hours daily screen time, including scrolling in the washroom. ✓
[te] REQ / 04 [te] Professional Complainer [te] Your rants must be sharp, brutally honest, and target issues that actually impact society. ✓